Chump Change

Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election.  Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …

Draining The Murdoch Swamp: A Shakespearean Tragedy

Rupey’s nah ah bad boy, he’s jist been a littol undah the weathah.” If you want to smell the swamp, you must click it. While standard evolutionary theory has it that humans descended from warm blooded mammals, the predatory acts of the world’s most powerful media tycoon, Rupert Murdoch, suggests that somewhere along the way a mutant strain of humanity …

Murdoch’s Minions

Admiral Rupert and his would be successors, son James and head wench, Rebekah Brooks The ongoing ship wreck of Rupert Murdoch‘s media empire, News Corporation, dipped its bow farther into the icy waters of the Atlantic yesterday. A year after the company announced its $12 billion offer to buy the 61% of England’s largest satellite tv company, British Sky Broadcasting …