BLAMING SARAH
DOWN IN THE TRENCHES OF THE CULTURE WAR, it’s frequently observed that concepts like nuance, like irony, are subtleties of perception the ignorant neither appreciate or understand.
Tag: Hannity
Beckasaurus Dasillyass
The Man with a plan— Beck uses Malia Obama as a human shield to protect himself from a red ripe invective hurled by an angry ex-fan, when he publicly mocked the child after declaring children of politicians “off-limits.”
TEA BAG NATION ARRIVES
Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and found TEA BAG NATION had arrived! No, I don’t mean the impending police state in ArivaZoni, or the national proliferation of anger, fear, and stupid now coming home to roost across America— I’m talking about the magazine…
The Hatriot Auntie Christ
The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.
SHUT THE FOX UP!
Attention FOX News Advertiser,
I am writing to inform you that I will not purchase your products as long as you advertise on FOX News.
FOX News does not broadcast news, it broadcasts Republican propaganda— lies, hatred, and incitement to violence— including violence against American citizens, Democratic leaders, and President Obama.
They’re Here To Fux You Up
Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.
You Can’t Fix Teh Crazy
You can’t fix Teh Crazy.
The numerous nutboxes that localized majorities of teh stoopid have elected to various public offices are now desperately trying to save the vestiges of the rotting corpse of conservatism, by aligning themselves with the ignorant extremist agitators of the lunatic fringe media. Teh Limpbot. Teh Hannity. Teh Coultergristle. Teh O’Reilly. Teh SavageWeiner. Teh Rest.
