Jesus of Nazareth

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JESUS RETURNS

by Michael Hart March 2, 2010

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

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Cygnus

by Terry September 3, 2009

Jaded astronomy wonks will typically tell you that with the naked eye most of us can only distinguish about 2,500 stars under ideal conditions. What nonsense.

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Happy Birthday, Jesus

by Terry August 21, 2009

Joshua Ben Joseph (Jesus) was born at noon, August 21, 7 B.C.

Note: It’s impossible to get into the Christmas spirit in August, so we don’t even try. But we do try to remember that the Creator of our little slice of reality was born into our world on the 21st of August, by excerpting some parts of the story in The Urantia Book.

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The Most Interesting Man In The World

by Terry July 10, 2009

Is Not This Guy. In fact, and in truth— it’s this Guy. No, his sweat didn’t smell like cologne, and he didn’t teach a horse to read email.  But he did assert he was the Son of God the Father of all things and beings, and he made a compelling case why eternal life was [...]

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Lincolnesque

by Terry February 13, 2009

Only by coming together, all of us, and expressing that sense of shared sacrifice and responsibility … can we do the work that must be done in this country. That is the very definition of being American.”

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Future News From The Other Side

by Terry January 6, 2009

Looking decidedly uncomfortable in the habiliments of their stature as last judgment defendants, George Bush and Dick Cheney stand before the Eternal Judge of the Ages. (Click) MANSONIA ONE — With eyes averted and lips cemented together as if to prevent himself from blurting out the truth, while his former vice-president grimaced and snarled in [...]

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The World of the Cross

by Terry November 23, 2008

Our world— Urantia— has become known among other neighboring inhabited planets as the “World of the Cross.” For newbies to this blog who’ve never heard of The Urantia Book, just the caption on the photo above holds the potential to make their head explode.  “. . .neighboring inhabited planets”??  Uh huhhh. But. Yeah.  If all [...]

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Obama Cabinet Amazes

by Michael Hart November 9, 2008

President-elect Obama introduces some amazing new members of his cabinet; Obama didn’t need to point out these appointees would not follow the traditional mode, but represent the “change we need.” Left to right: Sun Wukong; Yoda; Jesus Christ; Gort; Chris Kringle; Superman. (Click it) GRAND CAYMAN — President-elect Barack Obama met with several impressive new [...]

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JESUS. IS. NOT. DEAD.

by Terry April 10, 2008

EDITOR’S NOTE: The fourth installment from the Daily Matzo, a rare extant parchment throw-away rag of 30 A.D. Jerusalem coffee shops, chronicles the unprecedented events surrounding the crucifixion and resurrection of one Joshua Ben Joseph, the Galilean boat builder, and coincidentally, the “Son of God.” [Daily Matzo] Editor’s Preface of April 9, 30 A.D. : [...]

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JESUS. IS. DEAD.

by Terry April 8, 2008

EDITOR’S NOTE: As promised, the startling second installment of the recently unearthed account of the Crucifixion of Joshua Ben Joseph, the Galilean carpenter of Nazareth, as depicted in the “Daily Matzo,” a parchment magazine discovered in a Capernaum coffee and bagel bar known  as the “Caperna-Ccino.” JERUSALEM — Approximately 200 onlookers, consisting mostly of enemies [...]

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