BLAMING SARAH

DOWN IN THE TRENCHES OF THE CULTURE WAR, it’s frequently observed that concepts like nuance, like irony, are subtleties of perception the ignorant neither appreciate or understand.

“exremism” ® us UPDATED

So how far do Americans let these sociopaths go? You know the answer to that as well as I do: somebody must die a senseless death at the hands of one of these intraspecies predators.

THE SUPREMELY STUPID

Sharron Angle, Michele Bachmann, and Sarah Palin are the reigning supremely stupid. Unless you have been on another planet, you already know we are in one of our nation’s— even the world’s— most critical transitional periods.  And every day now, we learn more about many of our so-called “leaders,” as they increasingly expose themselves as incompetent, corrupt, and unqualified to …

TEA BAG NATION ARRIVES

Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and found TEA BAG NATION had arrived! No, I don’t mean the impending police state in ArivaZoni, or the national proliferation of anger, fear, and stupid now coming home to roost across America— I’m talking about the magazine…

The Hatriot Auntie Christ

The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.

Torch Me Up, Scottie

The attack against Christians by Beck may turn out to be the most interesting opportunity for Religion to finally provide some genuine open criticism of itself, and quickly provide the sort of self-correction Christianity so desperately needs. So you go, Jim Wallis, and don’t stop until Christianity is once again the religion of Jesus.

The Devil & Marion Gordo Robertson

MARION GORDON ROBERTSON made his way into the world on a cold-assed day in March of 1930. To any casual observer, Gordo has been certifiably insane since 1976, when he predicted the world would end in the fall of 1982…