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Puffington Host For those precious minutes you wanna waste on the lurid and stupid side of life.

No, fellow travellers, this is not the Onion, but maybe those guys are moonlighting the front page of the Puffington Post because they can’t stop themselves. So here’s my challenge to you, you that want to use your brain for more that a feces storage locker: Go to the front page of Puff Ho™ and see how many posts are worth your precious time.
I’ll wait.

So you came back with:

7 Struggles Of People Who Bite Their Nails

Okay I lied, why the fuck would I wait for you to waste your time if my whole poin… you know, forget it.

Insane Repugs We Have Known, UPDATE: The more things change, the more they are exactly the f*cking same

Here in no particular order, are some of our all-time favorite Insane Repugs, depicted in our favorite way:

KOCH CAIN: The Pizza Pauper

Given an unequal opportunity by the Koch brothers, a black street hustler can be just as successful hustling on Wall Street as he was on Main Street.

Meghan Like, McModerate

O’HURLAHEE’S PUB — Surrounded by Eric Cartman-like WingNut ugly dolls drinking green beer is not Michael Steele’s idea of reaching out to moderates. It’s Megan McCain’s. “I know I’ve like become controversial and my statements are like controversial, but I wouldn’t be on this bar like in my panties if I didn’t think it was important. Period.”