Carpet Bombing Agrabah

41% of Donald Trump supporters support the bombing of the city of “Agrabah.” Unfortunately for them, the strategic value of same would be nil, since Agrabah was the capital of Princess Jasmine’s homeland in the animated Disney cartoon, “Alladin.” Ted Cruz voters prefer it be carpet bombing, to see if they could “make the sand glow in the dark.”

Is Sarah Palin The Human Incarnation Of Schrodinger’s Cat? (Update)

Fux News anchor Chris Wallace laughs at Sarah Palin’s self parody I should have seen this coming: Last Friday Sarah Palin mistakenly stated that Paul Revere went to warn the British on his famous “midnight ride.” Yesterday Palin “doubled down” on her claim, saying that she was not mistaken when she was again asked about Revere on Fox News Sunday. …

Crusaders R’ Us

Early on in the American occupation of Iraq, gruesome video of Americans being beheaded by their captors surfaced, fueling worldwide outrage against the perpetrators. A thousand years earlier, Christian crusaders, laying siege to fortified Muslim cities, used as missiles for their catapults the severed heads of Muslims.