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This Week In Teh Crazy (7-25-09)

by Michael Hart July 28, 2009

Appearing more diseased and deranged than usual, the defacto head of the Rethuglican party, Bloviator Rush Limbaugh, sporting a positively motivational 65mm hole in his forehead, stunned “inspired” dittoheads by repeatedly plunging a Nazi Air Force officer’s sword through his thorax. “Now,” explained The Blove, “this would kill your average Obamabot-pantywaist liberl; but as you can see, I remain unfazed.”

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“There Is Absolutely No Plan”

by Terry July 26, 2009

Ex-governor and potential leader of the free world, Sarah Palin made it clear: “I cannot express enough there is no plan after July 26. There is absolutely no plan.”

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Top Ten “Higher Callings” of Sarah Palin

by Michael Hart July 21, 2009

You betcha we’re intrigued by the phrase “higher calling,” suggesting, as it does, a morally superior, also even quasi-religious calling that would transcend merely cashing in on her celebrity, also, so we pushed our moose steaks aside and looked at the ten most likely possibilities for a wingnut ex-governor turned freelance fish philosopher-cum-fundraising fighter.

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Sarah Baradiva’s Doomsday Clock

by Propagandee July 13, 2009

Tick tock, tick tock…
Euripides observed that those whom the gods would destroy they first make crazy.
Today’s NY Times article, Palin’s Long March to a Short-Notice Resignation documents the Greek tragedy that has become Sarah Baradiva’s sorry little life. Proving that the law of karma is chock-a-block full with irony and not a little humor, the [...]

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LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!

by Terry July 11, 2009

If you must see the insufferable rant again, click here.
…And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney Sarah after all she has been through!
She lost her aunt VP bid,  she went through a divorce depression.  She had two four five fuckin’ kids.
Her husband turned out to be a user, loser, a cheater, [...]

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Godzilla From Wasilla Meets The Texas Outlaw

by Propagandee July 7, 2009

More than once in my travels in Alaska, people brought up, without prompting, the question of Palin’s extravagant self-regard. Several told me, independently of one another, that they had consulted the definition of “narcissistic personality disorder” in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders—“a pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for [...]

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This Week In Teh Crazy (7/4/09)

by Propagandee July 4, 2009

“I will be able to die knowing that I had met my soul mate.”

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Folks, competition for this week’s entries into Teh Crazy was fierce. There were all the usual suspects. Early in the week, Rush Limpbot [...]

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Latest Hypocrite

by Michael Hart June 8, 2009

Not exactly family safe, but that’s the nature of hypocrisy, now isn’t it.

I stood in the road in front of the mailbox for fifteen minutes before I could recover enough to take the July issue of HYPOCRITE into the house.  But I get their point;  Repuglican hypocrisy has gotten so luridly sick and over the [...]

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THE BEAUTY QUEENS’ CRUSADE

by Michael Hart May 9, 2009

Miss America is roused from her post-pageant funk by the familiar strains of Burt Parks. . .

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Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought (Updated)

by Propagandee April 25, 2009

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Newt Gingrich as the avenging Sumerian god, Gozer the Traveler
In their devastating November 4th defeat at the hands of an inexperienced, junior senator from Illinois, the Rethuglicans are in desperate search of a leader, someone that can match the intelligence, boldness, charm, and overwhelming popularity of Barack Hussein Obama. While their own [...]

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Wishin’ Anda Hopin’

by Terry March 27, 2009

Buried under a foot and a half of snow will get you wishing and hoping for the warm sunny days of the future.  Especially a future with Sarah Palin and some other wingnut candidate of what’s left of the GOP, running against Barack Obama.
Not only will it ensure his second term, but the full exploration [...]

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Meghan Like McModerate

by Michael Hart March 12, 2009

O’HURLAHEE’S PUB — Surrounded by Eric Cartman-like WingNut ugly dolls drinking green beer is not Michael Steele’s idea of reaching out to moderates. It’s Megan McCain’s. “I know I’ve like become controversial and my statements are like controversial, but I wouldn’t be on this bar like in my panties if I didn’t think it was important. Period.”

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Wingnut Woodstock

by Propagandee February 27, 2009

A Ditto Head eagerly awaiting his marching orders

Attendees at this weekend’s Wingnut Woodstock (aka the Conservative Political Action Committee) began spilling out of their school buses today, a white smocked Christopher Lloyd checking their names off his clipboard.
The Dream Team of speakers include the usual suspects:
Bill “The Gambler” Bennett, Ann Coultergeist, Rick “Man on [...]

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More Bad News From The Great White North

by Terry December 22, 2008

Well.  It’s what she does up there, now isn’t it.
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Palin Brings Crock to Georgia

by Michael Hart November 25, 2008

WASILLA — With the dust and turkey stench not even dry cleaned out of her the GOP’s clothes from her last public debacle, Sarah Palin is scheduled to troll for votes in Georgia for Senator Saxby Chambliss, the GOP’s dead ringer for Crocker Jarmon…

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