VICE PRESIDENT ? ?

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING.

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Damn!  That is one big MF’n chair!

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Darth Cheney spells it out for McPOW an McLieberman: HE’s still the President Vice-president, regardless of whom McPOW picks as his “VP.”

That’s right ya saps!  Forget all this nonsense about Sarah Palin.  That’s just a Bush-league pander of collosal proportion.  McPOW “naming” a vice-president is just a dog n’ pony show for low-info and rural Republicans, who have no idea McPOW is seventy-two, let alone he’s still going to be answering to Darth the Dick Cheney whether he likes it or not.

And if you doubt me, I got some really affordable Foreign policy cred from Alaska I’d like to sell you. CHEAP.

“Neither. I am, I am a, ah, illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all the assistance I can get.”

However, that conflicts with another statement of his the other day, about how his search for a vice president was going:

“You know, basically it’s a Google. What you can find out now on the Internet — it’s remarkable.”

You ain’t seen nuttin’ yet, John…

UPDATE: DHinMI over at Dailykos provides us with a preview of the technological arsenal of the man who has identified the 20th century as his century.

From Lee Camp:

Yeah, he left a few good people off. We got page two here:

A smiling Barack Obama shows off his choice for veep to a captivated Chicago crowd, Friday.

CHICAGO— In a stunning and solemn signal to Republicans and more importantly rogue nations around the globe, Barack Obama announced his choice for the vice-presidential slot on the Democratic ticket early today. GORT, spelled with all caps, stands for “Galactic Order Robot Tool,” and is only one iteration of an entire race of “robot enforcers” with absolute power to deal with any outbreak of violence within their sphere of influence.

A Clinton campaign spokesperson immediately denounced the Obama selection, saying the only reason GORT had obtained the number two slot was because he was a “Robot, a robot with absolute power. If he were a white man, or a black man, be would not be in that position. People are just taken with the idea of a robot with absolute power.” At that point, the spokesperson turned and ran.

Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can! Yes We Can!

GORT, who does not speak as we humans would understand, stood stoically silent during the entire event, while Senator Obama explained, “He may be my silent partner, but I can assure you, in an Obama administration, his actions will speak many times louder than his words ever would anyway.”

While obviously keeping the mood upbeat and cordial, Obama’s remarks did appear to warn the leaders of all nations and the people of earth that they can either abandon warfare outright and completely, and join our nation in a vibrant and prosperous future of international and intergalactic peace – or “. . .be destroyed.” As that sobering reality sunk in, he concluded with, “The decision rests with you. Can you do it?”

“Yes we can!!” was, as always, the thunderous reply.