Your Mortgage Is Not My Problem
And now, as a public service to those without the comedy channel, an important bit of satirical news about the Wall Street Infomercial Channel.
Category: Anger
Wingnut Woodstock
Ironic that the national security state infrastructure that Darth Cheney, Alberto Gonzalez, and W put in place might just be used against their ideological ilk.
Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood
Mister Jindal says, “Never throw a shoe at Mardi Gras.” NAWLINS — It’s a wonderful day in Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood, because, well, because Mister Jindal says so. But it seems some naughty boys and girls brought their personal firearms to the Mardi Gras parade, and shot some innocent boys and girls in the face, and a few other places. But. …
The Death of Conservatism
For your bumpers. Australopithecus Republicanus boisei brain-buckets must die off. Frank Rich. The tsunami of populist rage coursing through America is bigger than Daschle’s overdue tax bill, bigger than John Thain’s trash can, bigger than any bailed-out C.E.O.’s bonus. It’s even bigger than the Obama phenomenon itself. It could maim the president’s best-laid plans and what remains of our economy …
“Centrist” Douchebags. . .
A giddy menagerie of Republicans trod down Constitution Avenue following the spirit of the GOP and surrounded by their little blue dogs and assorted vermin, after gutting the Senate stimulus package with a butcher knife, their weapon of choice. Wrong to really wrong: “Big John” Cornyn, “Little John” McCain, “Two-Holer John” Ensign, “Teh Stoopid John” Boehner, “Jimmy John” DeMint, and “Douchebag Dave” Vitter with “Mitch the Bitch” McConnell.
Stimulus Package??
Wake the fuck up, wage slaves. . . that is if you still have a wage.
The Republicans along with some completely head-up-ass Democrats are able to foist this gross swindle of wealth on the middle class by, one, keeping teh stoopid afraid of everything, two, keeping America at War and therefore killing the children of teh stoopid, and three, by boldly lying their asses off, telling Americans that only the wealthy can save America with their wealth, when and as they see fit to create jobs for the rest of us— in other words— keeping you POOR.
