December’s LIAR
The folks at LIAR Mag had it easy the past eight years. Who the hell could top this guy.
Category: Anger
DROP DEAD
Senate to Middle Class: Drop Dead They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers start building only cars and mass transit that reduce our dependency on oil. They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers build cars that reduce global warming. They could have given the loan on the condition that the …
Hannity And Omar
HANNITY AND OMAR FAUX — Bumtious blowhard Sean Hannity left Fox Chairman Roger Ailes‘ office Friday with his rodent tail lodged firmly between his legs after having been told he would be accepting a new liberal co-anchor replacement for milquetoast Alan Colmes. The replacement, Omar Mohammad Rafsanjani, a virtually unknown natural born American, got his start in the small farm …
Lieberman Buys Lunch
• • • SCATOLOGY WEEK • • • Joe Lie berman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman. WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of his face, presented the …
Battleground Colorado
Gonna go see Barack in Denver tomorrow. But I’ll betcha I don’t see any of the assholes in this video there. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vagD-4AH4Vc&eurl[/youtube] (H/T to Driftglass; the guy is everywhere.)
THE FIRE THIS TIME
Use the force, Darth; use all the force you want. (Click it.) Going through yesterday’s junkmail, I notice one piece that proclaimed, “This is the Story of William Ayers. . . Terrorist. Radical. Friend of Obama.” On the flip side: “I don’t regret setting bombs. I feel we didn’t do enough.” The “quote” was sandwiched between a 1968 booking photo …
“REAL” Americans
The “REAL” America Sarah Palin enthuses about to small town America as if she were talking to five year old children can best be understood by its two major differences: yurr Pro-Amerricans, and also yurr Anti-Americans. Pro Amerricans love America, also Anti-Americans hate America. Also, Pro-Amerricans love our flag, Anti-Americans also hate our flag. Pro-Amerricans also hate terrorists, Anti-Americans arrrrrrrrre Terrorists.
