The Newter Writhes Again
Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.
Category: corporate overlords
Don’t Sprays Me, Bro (Update)
Dozens of kittens who had peacefully gathered on a UC Davis sidewalk were assaulted by the Campus police—Oh wait— those weren’t kittens…
KOCH CAIN: The Pizza Pauper
Given an unequal opportunity by the Koch brothers, a black street hustler can be just as successful hustling on Wall Street as he was on Main Street.
Change It Forward
The Occupy movement will either mature quickly into a strong political movement, as it should, or disintegrate into nothing more than a paragraph in the next generation of American history books. The choice is OURS.
Herman Cain: Bizarro World’s Robbin’ Hood (Koch Bros Update)
The Teabagger’ search for the anti-Romney has been a long and frustrating one. First came Michelle Bachmann. After winning the way overrated Ames Iowa Straw Poll in the same week she was featured on the cover of Newsweek as “The Queen of Rage,” staring into the camera like the batshit crazy religious zealot she is. In near record time she plummeted …
The Devil Is In The Details
Jumping up and down like a demon-possessed succubus in a devilishly daring Satan suit, Michele Bachmann gave Herman Cain a little taste of hell on earth…
We Look Hot
Wall Street First. Immediately followed by the rest of the planet. “Just look at us. Everything is backwards; everything is upside down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge; governments destroy freedom; the major media destroy information, and religions destroy spirituality.” —Michael Ellner “We reproduce catastrophe because we ourselves are traumatized— both as a species and individually, beginning …
