Sometimes You Just Have To Vent
“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”
Category: CULTURE
Talking Turkey At Chick-Fil-A
The former Arkansas governor has arranged an all-out, balls to the bacon Eat-a-Thon at his local Chick Fil-A to support their anti-gay menu.
Chump Change
Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election. Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …
Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth
Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .
Men In Black
“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”
Red RoveR, Red RoveR, Send More Money Right Over
Surprisingly, War criminal and death row inmate, Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove looks good in prison jumpsuit orange.
Regressive Repuglicon Hatriots
Regressives in Congress have substituted partisanship for patriotism, placing party loyalty above loyalty to America.
