Zappadan Closes

When you’re really jonesin’ for Things That Look Like Meat, there’s only one place you can satisfy that craving.

Dogging Obama

“…wherever the president appears, I will appear four hours later.”

TOASTER POOT

In the last analysis, a bitchin’ toaster is only as good as what you Poot in it.

Politicizing Zappadan 2011

Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.

Have You Been Experienced?

Had he lived, Jimi Hendrix would have turned 69 last week. I wrote a post titled Happy Birthday, Jimi  a couple of years ago, summarizing my thoughts, feelings, and experiences of the man and his turbulent times. I mentioned that I had seen Jimi perform live in 1969 at what was billed as The Newport ’69 Pop Festival in Northridge, CA. …

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

Don’t Sprays Me, Bro (Update)

Dozens of kittens who had peacefully gathered on a UC Davis sidewalk were assaulted by the Campus police—Oh wait— those weren’t kittens…