And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

Republicans— You’re Not Helping

Why won’t we rid ourselves of these troublesome hypocrites?

Back Draft Ricky

I didn’t think it was possible. But yes; Lil’ Ricky Good Hair has stolen the batshit crazy mantel from Michele Backmann the same way a 12 year-old bully steals candy from a kindergartener.

BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.

PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .

The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly

Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?

Left For Dead, Left For Good

Left for dead, left for good Left for dead, not understood But you…always came back for MORE