Encino Mammalian Protrusion Cotillion Performed

The Encino Mammalian Protrusion Cotillion got their areolas all bumpy-like Wednesday, as they gathered for their annual Zappadan celebration. The Cotillion front row left 2 right: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa;  back row: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, and Frank Zappa. (Click it.) ENCINO—  Zappadan dress-up parties are …

The Tipping Point

There was something stirring about watching Bernie Sanders engage in his filibuster— Sanders offered the real thing. Real rhetoric, real passion, real indignation. And the truth.

GIVE BECK FOR THE HOLIDAZE

Glenn can’t stress enough (ha ha) that the process of destroying America begins at home; that’s why it’s time to SHOP.

Giant Pinhead O’Reilly P’wned By Homer Simpson

Giant Pinhead, Bill O’Really starts to cry as fictional cartoon character, Homer Simpson, totally kicks his ass.

EVOLUTION IS A MYTH, OR: RETROGRADE STUPID

One half the world is grasping eagerly for the light of truth and the facts of scientific discovery, while the other half languishes in the arms of ancient superstition and but thinly disguised magic.

URANTIAN SOJOURN 12·10

Welcome to the premiere edition of Urantian Sojourn Magazine, our latest effort at simultaneously blogging ourselves into oblivion, and regaining some semblance of a life fairly balanced between work and play.  Here’s what we have in mind. Our “Table of Contents” below shows you what’s in this issue so far;  starting out, we anticipate publishing just the cover story, hoping …

Tempest In A Tea Cup UPDATED

Mr. Lachrymosity is back. . . and he’s still the same shade of frikkin orange.