August WINGNUT

August WINGNUT; Now that’s the kind of nuts I’m talkin’ ’bout.

Palin Visits China’s Hot New Spill

Palin was treading oil as a way of “refudicating [sic] Obama’s horrible Gulf Oil Spill” by “cheerin’ on the Chinese drillin’ efforts” in the Yellow Sea.

Please: Refudiate Yourself

It’s easy to ask people you don’t know to “refudiate”— you just tweet it out, and keep on sippin’ your diet soda.

THE SUPREMELY STUPID

Sharron Angle, Michele Bachmann, and Sarah Palin are the reigning supremely stupid. Unless you have been on another planet, you already know we are in one of our nation’s— even the world’s— most critical transitional periods.  And every day now, we learn more about many of our so-called “leaders,” as they increasingly expose themselves as incompetent, corrupt, and unqualified to …

Oiley Sez Sport Fishin’s Alive & Well In The Gulf

Senator Mitch McConnell joined Gov. Oiley Barbour for some “good ‘ol sport fishin” Wednesday, in an effort to allay the fears of radical leftist fish lovers and prove that the “sport” is not actually “dead.” BILOXI — Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, a well-fed former Washington lobbyist, has matter-‘o-factly said the oil slick slickin’ offshore is “jist a sheen in most …

Father’s Day

As the decades rolled by, one president after another, starting with Woodrow Wilson, found they were impotent to get a simple proclamation honoring fathers through the U.S. Congress.

The Wave Of The Future

It is with no small amount of exasperation, anger, and sorrow of soul that I observe a few obscenely wealthy corporate oil executives have taking a huge defecation in the oceans of the world.