Since First Lady Michelle Obama unveiled her Let’s Move! program to fight obesity, a cackle of fat cat conservatives have attacked her efforts as just another Obama assault on the personal freedoms and liberties of french fry-loving, overweight Americans.
Newton Leroy Gingrich announced that “there should be no mosque near ground zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.”
Tempers are flaring again in the backward community Church of the Burning Book, run by Pastor Terry Jones. . .
“Now the whole earth had one lunatic with a few words. And as other men illegally migrated into the west, they found a Job in the land of Shiny Stuff…
Those dumb bitches, Sarah and Laura, think the Miller Test is a shouting match between fat-assed stupid beer drinkers: ‘Great Taste!’ ‘Less filling! Great Taste!’ ‘Less filling!'”
PHOENIX — Arizona Sen. John Sidney McCain faces voters again today. Although still considered one of the Senate’s most vulnerable incumbents, McCain is now the clear front-runner over barely sentient conservative challenger, J.D. Hayworth in Arizona’s Republican primary, and will be the Republican party candidate yet again, unless there’s some unforeseen organ failure before this fall. Hayworth, a former congressman, …
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c Jon Stewart & Anderson Cooper Look at Gaping Holes – Security<a> www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Jon Stewart opened his show last night featuring clips of Rep. Louis Gohmert (Wingnut-TX) railing on about terror babies, Chinese plots to feed us our pets, bestiality, necrophilia, …
