Gretchen, You Ignorant Slut.
Where’s a Monty Python two ton falling weight when you really need one?
Category: Delusion
Oiley Sez Sport Fishin’s Alive & Well In The Gulf
Senator Mitch McConnell joined Gov. Oiley Barbour for some “good ‘ol sport fishin” Wednesday, in an effort to allay the fears of radical leftist fish lovers and prove that the “sport” is not actually “dead.” BILOXI — Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, a well-fed former Washington lobbyist, has matter-‘o-factly said the oil slick slickin’ offshore is “jist a sheen in most …
The Wave Of The Future
It is with no small amount of exasperation, anger, and sorrow of soul that I observe a few obscenely wealthy corporate oil executives have taking a huge defecation in the oceans of the world.
News Actress Gretchen Carlson Wears Fancy Pants
Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”
TOP KILLer
• Click it. • The devious strivings of a vainglorious generation threaten to swamp and submerge the whole complicated structure of a highly specialized civilization. The love of riches all too often obscures and even destroys the spiritual vision. Fail not to recognize the danger of wealth’s becoming, not your servant, but your master. Where your treasure is, there will …
A Glutton For Punishment
Some people are just sloppy thinkers. They get their little macaroni fingers on a delicious but strictly philosophical entrée, and the next thing you know it’s dribbling down their chinny-chin-chin and onto their anti-gravity vestments.
