Lord Andrew Breitwhorefin
If you want to jump the spark, you must click it. Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife; Doomed is your soul and-a damned is your life. —Lord John Whorfin Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy. —Lord John Whorfin
Category: Distraction
Palin Visits China’s Hot New Spill
Palin was treading oil as a way of “refudicating [sic] Obama’s horrible Gulf Oil Spill” by “cheerin’ on the Chinese drillin’ efforts” in the Yellow Sea.
The Work Of The Angles
“You’re doing the work of the angels.” —Rush Limbaugh sit-in flunky, Mark Belling Radio segment: http://bit.ly/d8H1XB Original artwork: http://bit.ly/97JP97
Gretchen, You Ignorant Slut.
Where’s a Monty Python two ton falling weight when you really need one?
BP Unleashes Obama Derangement Volcano
Geraldo Rivera interviewing Moonbat Bachmann on Fux News Ever since Rep. Joe Barton apologized to BP CEO Tony Hayward for having to endure a “shakedown” by the White House when they agreed to set up a $20b escrow fund to compensate man and nature for unleashing an oil volcano in the Gulf of Mexico, the winger noise machine has taken …
News Actress Gretchen Carlson Wears Fancy Pants
Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”
