God Spies On Russians

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHOPxVM6oIw[/youtube] Well this proves God is on our side, right?  Right? Well no.  It proves his immutable laws can create conditions which can occasionally produce clouds most of us have never seen.  This unusual cloud is known as a “fallstreak hole,” or “punch hole” cloud, and was filmed in Russia and ‘Tubed.  The technical explanation is here. Still.  Awesome.

What Makes Glenn Beck Cry So For His Country?

Answer: Vicks Vaporub.

When Teh SOCIALISM Comes!

When Teh SOCIALISM comes… Teh Great White Stoopid will be dressed up like rodeo clowns and forced to live in feed lots with the other cattle. Right to Far Right: Rush Limbaugh (with ginormous man-boobs), Michele Bachmann, Jim DeMint (with banjo), Bill O’Reilly, Max Baucus (chicken suit), Glenn Beck, Eric Cantor, Mitch McConnell (in back), Rick Santorum, (seated), Sarah Palin …

Apple Shoes

Louis Black, after a good nap. BOULDER — Louis Black was in Boulder last night, chatting up the locals. He looked and sounded a little tired of it all, you know— having to tell jokes about all the adult children who are happy to continue shitting on the levers of capitalism until their butt skin is raw— and made the …

Baby, We’re Back

I’ve been visiting my cousin, Fullbright. Sorry we’re late, but f*cking off takes time.  Thursday afternoon, our ISP locked down our site because of excess cpu usage, enough to destabilize the feeble server our data lives on. Uh, no, it wasn’t thousands of excited new visitors sucking up the bandwidth on our shared server, it was a renegade plugin. Everybody …

Rare T-Bagger Spotted

Dickheads are of course, a dime a dozen at Tea Bagger rallies, but the 9-12 rally in D.C. which, depending on how much propaganda you can swallow, drew nearly 50 quadrillion angry pure-bred Americans, including this rare Tea-Bagger Dickhead, sporty a ginormous scrotum where his jowls should have been.

Racism, Propaganda, And Health Care Reform

An attendee at today’s teabagger protest on the D.C. Mall In the never-ending triumph of form over substance, politics over policy, and emotionally charged food fights over actual debate, the MSM occasionally interjects some reality into their coverage of complex issues like health care reform. Example in a moment. Take the issue du jour— fictional health care insurance for non-documented immigrants, …