Passing ‘O The Turd

•  •  •  IT’S SCATOLOGY WEEK!  •  •  • Can you handle it? “You don’t really think I’m gonna take that off your hands, do you?” said President-elect Barack Obama, when George Bush hoisted the seventeen pounds worth of GOP fecal chunkatude representing a small portion of his shit-fest as president. WASHINGTON — Monarchs, presidents, and athletes are among the recipients …

Lieberman Buys Lunch

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • Joe Lie berman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman. WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of his face, presented the …

Ted Stevens Eats It, With Jelly.

Ex-senator of Alaska Ted Stevens, looking more upbeat than usual, was just handed a steaming hot cow pie by Alaskan citizens who would like to see that he gets everything he deserves, whether he knows it or not.

Limbaugh Goes To Hell

Chicken wingnut “Grand Pusbot” Rush Limpbaugh, in full wingnut regalia, photo-opped with the Satan Twins and their twin cats, Baal, and Chain, during his recent trip to Hell.

Republicans Eating Their Own, Update V

The Wasilla Hillbillies As Sarah’s gleaming White House carriage turns into a rotting pumpkin, this edition of Republicans Eating Their Own comes with the revelation that Sarah spent a wee bit more than $150k on clothes for herself, First Dude, and their adorable kids. Newsweek reports that: “…Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. …

McUnderdog!

In one of the more surreal moments of an already surreal campaign, John McCain got into the spirit of the holiday by appearing in an amazingly creepy “Underdog” costume, while standing next to someone else dressed as Underdog.

Obama’s Big Pitch Misses

Just watched the Obama 30 minute ad, and to be honest, I have to say I had a hard time identifying with it.