Category: Economy
BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM
“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.
The Goofy, Bad, And Ugly
Will anything slow teh stupid that seems to flow with alarming alacrity from Lil’ Ricky’s pork-chop-on-a-stick-hole?
KO KO’s Debt Hike Bill
Keith Olbermann performs a post-mortem on the Teabaggers’ latest political triumph
Burning Down The House
Teabaggers threaten to burn down the House in order to save it With the dreaded Aug 2 debt celing deadline approaching fast, Speaker of the House John Bohener rounded up enough Teabaggers to barely pass the Rethugs’ latest debt ransom demand. Even with all the backroom arm twisting, made more difficult by the Teabaggers’ earlier victory in eliminating earmarks that …
Draining The Murdoch Swamp: A Shakespearean Tragedy
Rupey’s nah ah bad boy, he’s jist been a littol undah the weathah.” If you want to smell the swamp, you must click it. While standard evolutionary theory has it that humans descended from warm blooded mammals, the predatory acts of the world’s most powerful media tycoon, Rupert Murdoch, suggests that somewhere along the way a mutant strain of humanity …
The Job Creators
In 2009 Lloyd Blankfein said, “I’m doing God’s work.” A week later someone from God’s office told him only a lying Sach of shit would make such a a ridiculous claim.
