The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Survival Seed Bank www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Health Care reform Nothing moves product like the hot stink of fear One way to prepare for the promised Beckapocalypse is with one of his remaining sponsors’ signature product, Magic Beans. But mixing 24/7 gaslighting propaganda with beans of any sort …
The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”
Republicans are people too. They just don’t belong in government anymore.
Where did it all go wrong? The great struggle in the evolution of government has concerned the concentration of power. The universe administrators have learned from experience that the evolutionary peoples on the inhabited worlds are best regulated by the representative type of civil government when there is maintained proper balance of power between the well-co-ordinated executive, legislative, and judicial …
What’s that smell? Can’t you smell that smell? —Lynyrd Skynyrd STEVE DOUCHEY: All right. Thank you very much for teeing up that clip. Joining us, very much alive this morning, is Senator John Sidney McCain, affectionately known around here as Captain Underpants. Good morning to you, Captain, sir. SEN. UNDERPANTS: What? We’re already on? I’ve gotta change my— um— okay. …
In the wake of the US Supreme Court’s deplorable ruling in Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission, wherein corporations were given the same rights as individuals and afforded the right to spend unlimited amounts of “free speech” cash to back candidates of their choosing; and in the spirit of the Yippies of the Sixties and the Yes Men of today, …
And after listening to several grown Republican men whine about Nancy Pelosi, it’s abundantly clear who the real pussies are on Capital Hill. Poor things!
