DROP DEAD

Senate to Middle Class: Drop Dead They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers start building only cars and mass transit that reduce our dependency on oil. They could have given the loan on the condition that the automakers build cars that reduce global warming. They could have given the loan on the condition that the …

Unemployment Soars; Bush Legacy Plunge Protection Team Swings Into Action

President Chimpy leaving his impact on the economy During his frat brat days, George W. Bush was famous for his binge drinking and pranksterism, reportedly leaving one of his fraternity houses in such a state of ruin that his Daddy had to pony up big bucks for the repairs. Well, his legacy continues to grow. Thanks to a privileged birth, …

More On The Moron

President Bush getting in touch with his inner chimp George W. Bush can’t quite figure out why his presidency is proving to be the greatest failure in modern history. In an an interview with ABC’s Charlie Gibson the other day, he was his usual clueless and inarticulate self. GIBSON: Do you feel in any way responsible for what’s happening? BUSH: …

DICK-BUSH UNLOADS ON OBAMA

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • We can work it out. Leaving a Legacy of Shit for Barack to clean up may be the smartest thing Dick-Bush ever did. (Hold your nose and click it.) I don’t know about you, but I’m fed up.  I’ve had enough shit from the Dick-Bush Debacle (D-BD) the past eight years to …

Republican Dog Food (Update 3)

Rethuglican self-immolation syndrome GOP Takes Another Image Hit Post-Election by Lydia Saad November 20, 2008 PRINCETON, NJ — The Republican Party’s image has gone from bad to worse over the past month, as only 34% of Americans in a Nov. 13-16 Gallup Poll say they have a favorable view of the party, down from 40% in mid-October. The 61% now …

Hitler Gets The Bad News On His Home Loan & 401k

Send In The Clowns (Update 1)

President Chimpy cries out for help The term “free market” seems to be code for a Darwinian, survival of the fittest FU mentality. The “greed is good” mantram of the Reagan years has, under George W. Bush, gone into overdrive, precipitating  a worldwide economic meltdown. Here is what the most incompetent and reviled president in US history had to say …