The Unambiguously DULL DUO
Thursday night America’s new dream duo will lay out their plans for America’s future under Republican rule. Hold onto your butts.
Category: ethics
Oh Romney-O — Wherefore Art Thou?
WHEREFORE ART THOU, MITT ROMNEY? By Ralph Maxwell O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there, You flip-flop almost ev’rywhere. You ballyhoo what you’re gonna do And then you pull a switcheroo; You now malign what you found fine; Seems like you’ve got a jellyfish spine. Obamacare, by you begun, Now you’d trash it …
Let’s Get Down To Business.
The Comeback Team “gets down to business” by working out a few romantic moves on each other.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
OH NO NO. You can do better than that Willard, I want you to say it like you mean it, brother!
Sometimes You Just Have To Vent
“If Obama wins this election I will shut down my company and go on every government assistance program I can find!”
Chump Change
Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election. Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …
Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth
Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .
