Men In Black
“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”
Category: ethics
Red RoveR, Red RoveR, Send More Money Right Over
Surprisingly, War criminal and death row inmate, Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove looks good in prison jumpsuit orange.
Light That Sucker
Last night I was dreaming about Dick Cheney’s colossal twelve story, made of innocent human flesh funeral pyre.
OVEN MITT
LA JOLLA, CA — Three apparently poorly-vetted photos have the heat turned up in the Romney kitchen once again. The photos were distributed Wednesday by the Romney Campaign itself, explained spokesperson Bitsy Pestle, in an effort to re-frie Mitt Romney‘s flaccid ratings with America’s women after his recent attempts to introduce undignified welfare mothers to the “dignity of work“— outside …
DEAD NUGENT
“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” —Ted Nugent “If you gotta problem with Ted Nugent, you’re an IDIOT!” —Ted Nugent “With the Mao Zedong fan club in the White House, a clueless, rookie president hellbent on spending like a maniac as unprecedented debt piles …
Enter The Willard
Oh yezz. The Severely CONservative Gover-nerd. And when I think no way will the American people ever vote for this weaselly, transparent power whore, I remember that enough of them voted to enable the severely conservative SCOTUS to hand us eight disastrous years of George Walker fucking Bush. Well hold on. You won’t want to miss this bloody clusterphuque.
Jab A Sharp Fork In Them. PLEASE.
America is finally seeing a no-holes-barred demonstration of not just how morally and ethically depraved the Republican party has become, but really is.
