Don’t Sprays Me, Bro (Update)

Dozens of kittens who had peacefully gathered on a UC Davis sidewalk were assaulted by the Campus police—Oh wait— those weren’t kittens…

KOCH CAIN: The Pizza Pauper

Given an unequal opportunity by the Koch brothers, a black street hustler can be just as successful hustling on Wall Street as he was on Main Street.

Change It Forward

The Occupy movement will either mature quickly into a strong political movement, as it should, or disintegrate into nothing more than a paragraph in the next generation of American history books. The choice is OURS.

Declaration of the Occupation of New York City

Declaration of the Occupation of New York City

And The Winner Is…

Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …

Back Draft Ricky

I didn’t think it was possible. But yes; Lil’ Ricky Good Hair has stolen the batshit crazy mantel from Michele Backmann the same way a 12 year-old bully steals candy from a kindergartener.

PORN DOGS

No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .