Contempt In A Free-Floating Void

The simple, snark-free truth is this. There is so much wrong with the way life and culture are currently valued, lived, and experienced in America today by a huge, backward looking minority, that irony and snark must per force ooze from every pore of our collective bag of national skin until we free ourselves from its grasping claws.

I’m Hatin’ It.

“There are people who are, you know, obese, and they need their food.”

SHUT THE FOX UP!

Attention FOX News Advertiser,

I am writing to inform you that I will not purchase your products as long as you advertise on FOX News.

FOX News does not broadcast news, it broadcasts Republican propaganda— lies, hatred, and incitement to violence— including violence against American citizens, Democratic leaders, and President Obama.

Baby Hitler’s Death Panel

It’s late 1889— baby Adolf stares blankly into the lens of his father’s primitive camera, who is oblivious to the fact that little Adolf’s tiny amygdalae are already busy birthing a global nightmare.

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH

  ¹ Dumb-ass blowhard loser Hank Williams Jr. *original image

Remember This Guy?

MINNESOTA — Life after politics? You betcha. If he’s proved anything in the months since last November’s election, we don’t know what it is. But Norm Coleman isn’t one to sit on the sidelines of life. Back in October of 2008, Coleman refused to officially deny that he had his clothing paid for by prominent businessman and GOP donor, Nasser Kazeminy. Just last month, Norm’s new start up career as CEO of Teh Plantain Republic launched itself onto the sea of clown clothing.

Palin’s Wingnut Reality

Something has snapped in the lizard brains. Once you grasp just how badly snapped they are, you start to realize the real significance of just how frightened and manipulated by fear they really are. Beyond belief? Oh you betcha. Way, way beyond belief. Alternate reality beyond belief. Mentally ill beyond belief. Many thousands of mentally ill Americans who are so fucked up they can no longer discern reality.