Palin To Sell Bridge To Nowhere & Wolf Legs On Ebay

DEADMOOSE, Alaska (C.U.News) Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said she told Congress “No thanks” to The Bridge To Nowhere, and plans to sell it and other items on Ebay. Returning from a short hunting trip to the Alaskan wilderness, Palin spoke to a handful of respectful and deferential reporters at a small airfield in this isolated Alaskan township. “Along …

Read it and Weep

Back to the Future: The New Republican Party really was the party of change As an American,  I was horrified that he picked her. But that’s all water under the “Bridge to Nowhere,” now isn’t. When she became mayor of Wasilla, nobody thought much about it when she fired most of the experienced staff she inherited, and brought in her …

I Got Other Things To Do

Wow. The word “veterans” never made it into McPOW’s acceptance speech; our next “Commander-in-Chief”? But thanks anyway, GI’s— we support the troops! Until you become “veterans” with “problems.” Remember, you’re just damned lucky you get to fight for a country with free speech! But now you’re on your own.  Deal with it. The Commander-in-Chief has other things to do. • …

Up Yur Snoot With A Leather Boot

Don’t worry, Sarah Palin stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Gimme Some Hypocrisy 101!

Unceasing Exposure of ALL Hypocrites from now on!

P.P.O.W. McPoleon

Permanent Prisoner Of War, John McCain “A picture is worth a thousand words.“ — Napoleon Bonaparte

Palin’s Fatal Fundamental Flaw

McPalin wowed the base* with Rovian rancor and division; what’s new. Maybe Sarah Palin was a fine mayor of Wasilli; I ‘ownt even know. And, if in the performance of her “actual responsibilities” as governor of Alaska, she got a bad cop off the street and spared a family some domestic violence, well that’s wonderful. Alaska, and by extension, The …