In 1973 Sarah Palin placed third runnerup in the Little Miss Land ‘O Goshen Beauty Pageant, and also winning best make-up, best teeth, and “most charmin’ young miss” awards. Historian Gaylord Smellisham of the Society of Beauty Pageant Dilettantes, produced the chilling photograph of a nine year old Sarah Palin that shows the young contestant had a remarkably adult face.
Just a few of the freaks that live in the head of Douche Beck. If you have the intestinal fortitude to watch Fux Noiz celebrity rodeo clown, Douche Beck, have you noticed how he looks and acts a lot like the quintessential Dick of the Back To the Future trilogy thing? Both share low intelligence with a penchant for bullying …
One divisible nation under God? WASHINGTON — D.C. The Bachmann Turned-on Overdrive Tea Party turned ugly today when the Liberal Press got hold of Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin‘s apparent attempt to change the nation’s only agreed upon pledge of allegiance. Americans claiming to be true Patriots said they recognized immediately that Rep. Akin dropped the word “indivisible” from the …
Just when you forget Dick Cheney has the world’s most powerful PaceMaker©, he reminds you by doing some fancy Vader-breathin’ on the Fuxdroid outlet. But this time it was the arrival of the December issue of DICK.
Seantor David Vitter’s “compassion” for this victim of rape lasted nearly 30 seconds, when he started talking over her; it was 64 seconds before he scapegoated President Obama; and a full minute and 12 seconds before he tucked his prehensile appendage between his legs and slithered toward the door.
