Teh Dumb Fux

I watched this segment live, but the ten minutes go by too fast to really let it sink in. Listen and read it to fully understand we’re dealing with a failed political party of staggeringly ignorant people. . .

Contempt In A Free-Floating Void

The simple, snark-free truth is this. There is so much wrong with the way life and culture are currently valued, lived, and experienced in America today by a huge, backward looking minority, that irony and snark must per force ooze from every pore of our collective bag of national skin until we free ourselves from its grasping claws.

SHUT THE FOX UP!

Attention FOX News Advertiser,

I am writing to inform you that I will not purchase your products as long as you advertise on FOX News.

FOX News does not broadcast news, it broadcasts Republican propaganda— lies, hatred, and incitement to violence— including violence against American citizens, Democratic leaders, and President Obama.

Think You Have Problems?

Recent polling shows more Americans are buying into the health care myths being propagated by right wing radio, the insurance giants, and people like originalmetalchik, who recently started making her own videos. Standard disclosure warning: You will never get this time back, and it would be a better use of it to, oh, say, sweep the kitchen floor, or nod …

On What Planet Do You Spend Most Of Your Time?

Let me get this straight: A LaRouchie stands up at a town hall meeting and demands to know why a Congressman who happens to be Jewish and gay (two categories of people who were mercilessly murdered by Hitler’s goons) is supporting President Obama’s “Nazi” health care reform proposals… And all Fux News can complain about is how rude Barney Frank …

Baby Hitler’s Death Panel

It’s late 1889— baby Adolf stares blankly into the lens of his father’s primitive camera, who is oblivious to the fact that little Adolf’s tiny amygdalae are already busy birthing a global nightmare.

FREEDUMB OF SPEECH

  ¹ Dumb-ass blowhard loser Hank Williams Jr. *original image