All stupidity aside for now, our “distinctive values” are, of course, rooted in the Judeo-Christian tradition; they inform all the morals and ethics that attend our decision making as individuals, and collectively as the will of the people. But is it the job of the Government to teach Americans morals, ethics, and values, as this collective mass of various biological tissue claims? or are we responsible as individuals? as Republican racists insist?
The new “Vader” bullet-proof outfit keeps rogue face-shooters like Dick Cheney (left) shooting at birds; not you. (Click it.) PUKWANA SD — This time of year a lot of white men are out in the fields shooting each other— accidentally— and occasionally on purpose. John Derrick “Lucky” Shawtt, a Colorado outfitter who has made a small fortune selling bullet-proof fashion …
• • • SCATOLOGY WEEK • • • We can work it out. Leaving a Legacy of Shit for Barack to clean up may be the smartest thing Dick-Bush ever did. (Hold your nose and click it.) I don’t know about you, but I’m fed up. I’ve had enough shit from the Dick-Bush Debacle (D-BD) the past eight years to …
• • • SCATOLOGY WEEK • • • Joe Lie berman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman. WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of his face, presented the …
Ex-senator of Alaska Ted Stevens, looking more upbeat than usual, was just handed a steaming hot cow pie by Alaskan citizens who would like to see that he gets everything he deserves, whether he knows it or not.
People, get ready. Justice is coming. You don’t believe it, do you. Not in your wildest dreams do you think you’ll see Junior Dubya the killer joker sitting in a holding tank, waiting for James Baker or some other Bush Family toad to come post his bail. So what does that say about America. That our president can use lies …
President Chimpy cries out for help The term “free market” seems to be code for a Darwinian, survival of the fittest FU mentality. The “greed is good” mantram of the Reagan years has, under George W. Bush, gone into overdrive, precipitating a worldwide economic meltdown. Here is what the most incompetent and reviled president in US history had to say …
