“Ah don’t answer teh mah party. Ah answer teh this.” Blew Dawg Blanche says, if yew wanna breng the pain, yew must whip it. FAYETTEVILLE — In America, corporations are people, too. That’s why Arkansas Blew DawgSenator Blanche Meyers Lambert Lincoln has no problem putting their interests ahead of the people of Arkansas, who are pissed off at her on …
The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.
LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …
Now that the worst fears of the Teabaggers have been realized, does anyone know where I can buy dead peasant insurance on all those Grammies waiting to have their plugs pulled? Will their be a national exchange where I can buy futures, derivatives, puts and calls on the policies? [image found here.]
Teabaggers threatening violence against health insurance reform That we are now firmly involved in what Jacques Ellul called the irreversible, integration/activation phase of a 30 year long corporatist propaganda campaign was on full display today at the nation’s Capitol. Hundreds of highly agitated Teabaggers, whipped into a frenzy by the demigods of right wing radio and television and a few …
Call me old fashioned, call me un-cool; but postmortem lividity just doesn’t cut it as a turn-on. But there is a fringe element out there that apparently finds it to be so, and the opportunistic senatorial cadaver of John “McDead” McCain was out in the clubs tappin’ that shit this weekend.
