Meghan Like, McModerate

O’HURLAHEE’S PUB — Surrounded by Eric Cartman-like WingNut ugly dolls drinking green beer is not Michael Steele’s idea of reaching out to moderates. It’s Megan McCain’s. “I know I’ve like become controversial and my statements are like controversial, but I wouldn’t be on this bar like in my panties if I didn’t think it was important. Period.”

Pie in the Sky With Diamonds Savings

Where does your slice of the American Pie go? Finally.  George Orwell‘s letters to his mistress are going on the auction block.  But before I can fork over the moolas for one or more of them, a have a few other decisions to make about where my ever slender piece of the yummy munny pie goes.  So listen up, wage …

Seen Cheesus?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvjGIkl2yDY[/youtube] What’s the big deal?  He said he was everywhere. If Cheesus shows up in the last cheeto, it still won’t make me not eat him. Just sayin’. (H/T Huffington)

Your Mortgage Is Not My Problem

And now, as a public service to those without the comedy channel, an important bit of satirical news about the Wall Street Infomercial Channel.

LIMPBAUGH LOOK-ALIKES

When Sara Palin saw how much weight Rush Limbaugh had gained since the November election, she quietly chickened out of the CPAC debacle…

Rush Gets Religion

The menacing Bloviator shed its moorings in a mighty lurch, and careened loquaciously toward the nation’s unsuspecting Capital, where it imagined the “magic negroe” president was praying to “himself”. . . click to see The BLOVIATOR up close and unhinged.

Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood

Mister Jindal says, “Never throw a shoe at Mardi Gras.” NAWLINS — It’s a wonderful day in Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood, because, well, because Mister Jindal says so.  But it seems some naughty boys and girls brought their personal firearms to the Mardi Gras parade, and shot some innocent boys and girls in the face, and a few other places. But. …