The MOST HIGHS Rule

“We leave you now to your own devices. Choose your leaders wisely.”

McUnderdog!

In one of the more surreal moments of an already surreal campaign, John McCain got into the spirit of the holiday by appearing in an amazingly creepy “Underdog” costume, while standing next to someone else dressed as Underdog.

A Selective Gathering of Thoughts

More than a few police DO NOT CROSS lines are being ignored right now. Giant phalli in the Erotica Museum are acting-out again. A six year old I know is very frustrated with school. “It’s just a waste of my time,” he said to me. “I can’t read; I can’t write; and they won’t let me talk!” I can’t locate …

New LIAR

Evolution? Nope. Sarah believes in Creationism. That means she believes that Noah had a little fruit fly cage aboard the ark, where he kept a pair of fruit flies, right next to millions of other little cages with pairs of insects in them. But. Sarah is clearly jealous of the little critters. They’ve been to Paris; she hasn’t.

Overlooked. . .

Seems like ages already, but it was just a week ago that moderator Bob Schieffer set the tone for the third and final presidential debate, by presenting ceremonial death jars to Senators Barack Obama, and John McCain.

ALLY TRASH

Blue Gal has an interesting post today on Sarah‘s wardrobe peccadilloes, and while some women’s clothes aren’t one of my things, photoshop is. So when BG said this pic was “Not a photoshop,” I was intrigued. After a close examination of this picture, I went surfing;  ‘cuzz you just never know what the waves will bring in: “Alley Trash”?  Who’d …

Remembering When. . .

“And so it was the days when the Wingnut Boot was heavy on the throat of the Nation, Reality went unto Dumbses, asking that the mortal remains of Terri Schiavo be respectfully committed unto the ground.”