Palin Targets Polar Bears, Par Deux

Governor Palin gets an assist from Big Oil and the Grand Oil Party. Oil Group Joins Alaska in Suing To Overturn Polar Bear Protection By Kari Lydersen Washington Post Staff Writer Sunday, August 31, 2008; Page A04 CHICAGO — The American Petroleum Institute and four other business groups filed suit Thursday against Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne and U.S. Fish and …

What Does The VP DO??

Damn!  That is one big MF’n chair! • • •

It’s McBush-Cheney!!

McPOW “naming” a vice-president is just a dog n’ pony show for low-info and rural Republicans

Home(s) Again, Home(s) Again. . .

To market, to market, to buy a fat pig, Homes again, homes again, dancing a jig; To market, to market, to buy a fat hog; Homes again, homes again, jiggety-jog; To market, to market, to buy a plum bun, Homes again, homes again, market is done. — Apologies to Mother Goose In 2006,  John and Cindy sold their 2-acre estate …

Cindy Goez ta Georgia

Beer baroness turned international crisis manager, Cindy McClown, suffered through a Dukakis moment while assessing civilian casualties in Georgia (“We are all Georgians”) on her sudden tour of the plucky little nation which recently tried to kick Russia in the groin. TBRILISI, Georgia — Johnnie McClown‘s wife, Cindy, visited Georgian refugees Tuesday, and freely shared her favorite family recipes with …

McCain Announces New Face

McCain with Lieberman and Graham, in sympathy makeup. (click) WASHINGTON — GOP nominee John Sidney McCain appeared on the steps of the Congressional Office Building today in clown-face makeup, and sporting a new tattoo on his forehead, which reads, “POW.” The Republican candidate for president said it reminds people that he has “returned with honor” from his imprisonment some forty …

Updates To Some Recent Posts

McSame’s Mock Obama Strategy Under the direction of John McSame‘s new Rovian campaign strategist, Steve Schmidt, the attacks against Obama’s character have become so vituperative that even long-time McSame supporters like Mike Murphy and Mike Weaver are crying foul, (or at least, lame). Not only because they are damaging his brand as someone who eschews personal attacks, but because he …