Never Give Up, Never Surrender!
Commander-in-Cheese, John “Peter Quincy Taggart” McCain says he will “Never surrender” his fantasy world…
Category: Humor
Pentagon Deploys Spokesdrone To Deflect Reporters’ Questions
Top Pentagon Aide Debra Cagan After a top aide to Def. Secretary Robert Gates, Debra Cagan told her British counterparts during a meeting that “I hate all Iranians,” the Pentagon has rolled out a new line of spokesdrones to avoid such PR disasters in the future. The Onion has the scoop. Pentagon’s Unmanned Spokesdrone Completes First Press Conference Mission”>
“Pander Bear” McCain Does Sturgis
John “Pander Bear” McCain trailered into the Sturgis Bike Rally today. STURGIS SD — Appearing in an unusual pastiche of “biker” raiment, Senator John McCain gave a live performance Monday at the Buffalo Chip Campground in front of several hundred intoxicated and bemused bikers. With the sound of automatic weapons fire reverberating in the background from the camp’s newest feature— …
Bumper Sticker Blues
I had delivered my wife to DIA for an early morning flight, and was headed back to Boulder. The cruise control was nudging 75 in the 70 mph zone, the sun was bathing the front range in a soft bright white, and morning cirrus were already stretching their tails eastward; like most of mid-July Colorado, we could really use a good …
McCain’s Lack ‘o Vision Thing. . .
. . . It’s Jesus Himself, come to anoint Senter Obama! Because He would rather we lose our war than Obama lose the election! Yeah, that’s the snark we’ve been waiting for. The Vision Thing Ever wonder how the old dude sees anything? How many 80 year old curmudgeons do you know that don’t wear bifocals? Yep, McBlink has …
Change You Can’t Believe In
Photo of McSame’s Botched Nip/Tuck & Hormone Treatment Said to Resemble Trash Media’s Bat Boy ABOARD THE DOUBLE TALK EXPRESS (C.U. News) — In an effort to close the perceived and actual age gap between himself and his much younger rival for the presidency, presumptive Republican candidate John McSame has apparently taken the advice of his surgically and chemically-enhanced wife …
America’s Barack Obama
THE NEW JIHADIST magazine; not available just anywhere. Americans are largely unaware of the Muslim culture, except what they might glean from long time practitioners like Sean Hannity or Rush Limbaugh, and other reliable MSM shills who see into the soul of religion, and can safely label all Muslims as the sworn enemies of the Christian God and all Americans. …
