Na’vi Announce icuPAD
While Apple and Google are busy dueling with each other over their silly little tablets, the “fictional” Na’vi Techno giant of Pandora, Ooogle, announced the release of their revolutionary icuPAD.
Category: Humor
The Loon Ranger & Taunto
The Tea Bags need their asses handed to them in a way that incontrovertibly crushes their insane and haphazard ideology one and for all as the supposed “America” they want to “take back.”
Teabonics
We’ve all suffered through clips of Sarah Palin speeches where she mangles the English language, creating neologisms to suit her surfeit of folksy personality. Well, it seems that her speaking style has gone viral. Much like how individual jive words were combined to create an entire dialogue in the movie Airplane, a new language is sweeping the political landscape– Teabonics. …
The Palin-McAint Ouija Board Bomb
Huff Po: At the rally on Friday, Sarah Palin proclaimed that the RepubliCon Party isn’t the party of no — “We’re the Party of Hell No!” She derided “this BS coming from the lame-stream media” about “us common-sense conservatives kinda incitin’ violence,” but added, “We know violence isn’t the answer. When we take up our arms, we’re talkin’ about our …
SOCIALISM CRUSHES AMERICA
LYONS, CO — I had to go into town this morning to help my brother and sister Liberals round up a few dozen stray T-Baggers and RepubliCons that were still laying around catatonic in the streets, and get’m on the trains headed for the re-edumacation camps in central Kansas. I was surprised to find this Weakly Whurled News already at …
McDead Gets His Freak On
Call me old fashioned, call me un-cool; but postmortem lividity just doesn’t cut it as a turn-on. But there is a fringe element out there that apparently finds it to be so, and the opportunistic senatorial cadaver of John “McDead” McCain was out in the clubs tappin’ that shit this weekend.
