The Unambiguously DULL DUO
Thursday night America’s new dream duo will lay out their plans for America’s future under Republican rule. Hold onto your butts.
Category: Leadership
Oh Romney-O — Wherefore Art Thou?
WHEREFORE ART THOU, MITT ROMNEY? By Ralph Maxwell O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there, You flip-flop almost ev’rywhere. You ballyhoo what you’re gonna do And then you pull a switcheroo; You now malign what you found fine; Seems like you’ve got a jellyfish spine. Obamacare, by you begun, Now you’d trash it …
Let’s Get Down To Business.
The Comeback Team “gets down to business” by working out a few romantic moves on each other.
The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up
Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
OH NO NO. You can do better than that Willard, I want you to say it like you mean it, brother!
To A Hammerhead, Everything Looks Like A Nail
None other than one of the House of Representatives’ top Teabagger wingnuts, former judge Louie Gohmert, captured the gun toting American zeitgeist.
Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth
Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .
