Glenn Beck: Let Them Die.

Since First Lady Michelle Obama unveiled her Let’s Move! program to fight obesity, a cackle of fat cat conservatives have attacked her efforts as just another Obama assault on the personal freedoms and liberties of french fry-loving, overweight Americans.

Newt Bites The Big One

Newton Leroy Gingrich announced that “there should be no mosque near ground zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia.”

Terry Jones — Um, Make That Satan — Is Back In The News

Tempers are flaring again in the backward community Church of the Burning Book, run by Pastor Terry Jones. . .

Arizona Train Wreck Brewing

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUPKKbmWMZ8&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] “I have done so much.” “We have done everything we could possibly do.” “We have did [sic] what was right for Arizona.” If you can’t be focused when it counts, what are you like when it doesn’t count?

THE TOWER OF BECKEL

“Now the whole earth had one lunatic with a few words. And as other men illegally migrated into the west, they found a Job in the land of Shiny Stuff…

You Still Can’t Say That, Bitches

Those dumb bitches, Sarah and Laura, think the Miller Test is a shouting match between fat-assed stupid beer drinkers: ‘Great Taste!’ ‘Less filling! Great Taste!’ ‘Less filling!'”

The Dream Is Alive. . .

PHOENIX — Arizona Sen. John Sidney McCain faces voters again today. Although still considered one of the Senate’s most vulnerable incumbents, McCain is now the clear front-runner over barely sentient conservative challenger, J.D. Hayworth in Arizona’s Republican primary, and will be the Republican party candidate yet again, unless there’s some unforeseen organ failure before this fall. Hayworth, a former congressman, …