Category: liars
Is Our Children Lurning?
Come on, Republicans. Lurn hard. When anyone says “Lipstick on a Pig,” who in their far right mind would think you’re talking about this: . . .instead of this: That’s “Lipstick on a P-I-G.”
Palin To Sell Bridge To Nowhere & Wolf Legs On Ebay
DEADMOOSE, Alaska (C.U.News) Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin said she told Congress “No thanks” to The Bridge To Nowhere, and plans to sell it and other items on Ebay. Returning from a short hunting trip to the Alaskan wilderness, Palin spoke to a handful of respectful and deferential reporters at a small airfield in this isolated Alaskan township. “Along …
The Infrastructure Maverick
How can you tell the Infrastructure Maverick is lying? Her Lipstick is moving. “I’m not gonna stand in teh way of. . .” millions upon millions of American taxpayer dollars coming under my control whether we build some Porky Pig Bridge to Nowhere or not.
Manchurian McCain
The New Joeker cover is catching shit from the Rebuplican Right; we think you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. “Satire, like the razor keen, is best when scarcely felt or seen.” —Terry Kruger, after unknown IF YOU LOOKED CAREFULLY, you could probably spot the first satirical drawing by a human being in one of the rooms at Lascaux; no doubt some …
