December’s LIAR
The folks at LIAR Mag had it easy the past eight years. Who the hell could top this guy.
Category: MAGAZINES
Bush: Still More Popular Than Cholera
According to an 11/10/08 CNN Poll, George W. Bush has the lowest approval rating of any US president since modern polling began. Nevertheless. . .
Republicans Eating Their Own, Update V
The Wasilla Hillbillies As Sarah’s gleaming White House carriage turns into a rotting pumpkin, this edition of Republicans Eating Their Own comes with the revelation that Sarah spent a wee bit more than $150k on clothes for herself, First Dude, and their adorable kids. Newsweek reports that: “…Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was more extensive than previously reported. …
IT’S ABOUT TIME!!!
Everything must await the coming of its time. You are born into the world, but no amount of anxiety and no manifestation of impatience will help you to grow up. You must, in all such matters, wait upon time. Time alone will ripen the green fruit upon the tree. Season follows season and sundown follows sunrise only with the passing …
A Selective Gathering of Thoughts
More than a few police DO NOT CROSS lines are being ignored right now. Giant phalli in the Erotica Museum are acting-out again. A six year old I know is very frustrated with school. “It’s just a waste of my time,” he said to me. “I can’t read; I can’t write; and they won’t let me talk!” I can’t locate …
New LIAR
Evolution? Nope. Sarah believes in Creationism. That means she believes that Noah had a little fruit fly cage aboard the ark, where he kept a pair of fruit flies, right next to millions of other little cages with pairs of insects in them. But. Sarah is clearly jealous of the little critters. They’ve been to Paris; she hasn’t.
November’s LIAR Comes Early
LIAR Magazine is working overtime. But then, so is Sarah Six-Pack. I like LIAR Magazine. I subscribe. It’s good to know who’s telling the biggest, most outrageous lies in a world beset by falsehood and deceit on every side. One specific thing I like about LIAR Mag: they think that someday, maybe not in our lifetimes, but someday when the …
