Bush’s New Book

Apparently, disgraced former president George W. Bush is being given a $7 million dollar advance to write a memoir of his disastrous eight years in office, titled Decision Points. Two suggestions for W. First, since you have no credibility outside your small circle of narcissist enablers, you should consider a subtitle that has at least has an air of truth …

Keeping Pests In Their Place

[T]he GOP may stand for something, but who can tell what it is? You can’t trust them to tell you what they stand for – they’ve been lying for so long that I’m not even sure that they know what their “core principles” are anymore.

Seen Cheesus?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvjGIkl2yDY[/youtube] What’s the big deal?  He said he was everywhere. If Cheesus shows up in the last cheeto, it still won’t make me not eat him. Just sayin’. (H/T Huffington)

Your Mortgage Is Not My Problem

And now, as a public service to those without the comedy channel, an important bit of satirical news about the Wall Street Infomercial Channel.

Republican Scorpions & Democratic Frogs

There is so much to love about this, I don’t know where to start. . .

Jobba Da GOP

What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?

Bush Bids Adieu

Tuesday, George W. Bush held his final cabinet meeting where he said: I tell people I leave town with a great sense of accomplishment and my head held high. The problem with that is, well, obvious. George W. Bush in a rare moment of introspection As the worst president in US history winds down his delusional legacy protection tour, he …