A Foxbot eagerly awaiting his marching orders Following up on last year’s preview of the annual gathering of CPAC convention, this year’s keynote speaker is none other than Glenn Beck. Other featured speakers include Dick Armey, John Ashcroft, Rep. Michele Bachmann, John Bolton, Andrew Breitbart, Tucker Carlson, Liz Cheney, Ann Coulter, Sen. Jim DeMint, Wayne LaPierre, and Newt Gingrich. That’s …
“Stephen Colbert Bump”? Spotted near the Antelope Freeway this morning… If you wanna read the scribbles, you must click it If you see any political billboards, snap a picture and send it in; and don’t worry about it being politically correct; as long as it’s “satire,” it’s o-f*cking kay. The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Sarah Palin …
Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was …
Decked out in full RWNJ regalia, Michele Bachmann riles up the Yakusa. The crown jewel of Michele Bachmann‘s (R-Minn.) winger tea-ara is a GOPper sheep. Not surprisingly, then, at a health care forum on Monday at the Mayo Clinic, she suggested that health care reform in America would lead to a Yakusa-like “gangster government” that would cause the GOPper sheep— …
No Rush to judgment here Talk about being hoisted upon one’s own anal cyst encrusted pitard. After being released from Queen’s Medical Center on Oahu for a false alarm heart attack (mixing Viagra with Oxytocin, fat burners, steroids and eating like a pig can do that to ya), The Limp One proclaimed: The (confidence inspiring) treatment I received here was …
After a rash of mistakes and apologies over the past weeks, Fox News has sent a memo to employees announcing a new “zero tolerance” policy for on-screen errors. FishBowlDC obtained the memo, sent last Friday, which warns mistakes could lead to written warnings, suspensions and termination. USojo, however, has obtained the rough draft of that memo, which we thought was a lot more insightful and entertaining:
Who TF dresses these people every morning? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] How do they manage to remember their way back home? Bread crumbs? There’s a huge difference between good, sound reasons, and reasons that merely sound good. — Burton Hillis
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