The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up
Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.
Category: Pandering
The Nature Of The Game
Village hack Joe Klein just doesn’t get it: How incompetent is the Romney campaign? They keep coming up with these stupid gambits–the last was the lie that Obama opposed early voting for members of the military in Ohio–that are shot down instantaneously (everywhere but in Fox-Rush land). And worse, the Democrats–who seem to have a superior oppo team–can often produce counter-stories, …
Latest Romney FAIL: Israel Version (Update)
Tisha B’Av — a 25 hour fast period that commemorates historical Jewish tragedies Willard just can seem to help himself from stepping in it. Mitt Romney Campaign Scraps $50,000 Per Plate Jerusalem Fundraiser On A Jewish Fasting Day Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign has been forced to scrap a $50,000 per plate fundraiser scheduled to take place during his visit to …
Willard Goes Gratuitously Goth
Oooh! that Ron Paul guy and his crazy supporters are busy, butt, you know, still in the background. . .
Men In Black
“Now that I’ve told you I’ll be taking away your ‘Obamacare,’ I’ll have to use my flashy flashlight thing to erase your memory.”
Red RoveR, Red RoveR, Send More Money Right Over
Surprisingly, War criminal and death row inmate, Karl “Turd Blossom” Rove looks good in prison jumpsuit orange.
Chairman Issa Is An Asshole
Four days after the 2010 election, Issa declared he would hold hundreds of hearings over the next two years: “I want seven bleedings hearings a week, times 40 weeks.”
