“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” —Ted Nugent “If you gotta problem with Ted Nugent, you’re an IDIOT!” —Ted Nugent “With the Mao Zedong fan club in the White House, a clueless, rookie president hellbent on spending like a maniac as unprecedented debt piles …
Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”
“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.
Aliens tipped off by climate change begin their hostile takeover of earth With both houses of Congress and the President away on summer vacation, it’s been a slow news week. Unless of course you count the number of gaffs that regularly proceed from the lips of various GOP presidential candidates as they try to out-crazy each other for the wingnut …
Glenn Beck thinks playing the Nazi Card is going too far; GLENN BECK! Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Tea Party Black does the best takedown of the Beckster ever. Especially enjoyed that little emotional, paranoid hitch in his voice at the end.
