Baggers Brewing UP Trouble

After way too much delicious coffee and enough free wifi to gag a geek, I decided to get out and scout around for teh Baggers.

Amygdala Politics: How Glenn Beck Destroys Your Brain (Update 1)

    Apparently, proximity to the Bekasaurus is a factor.

Bush’s New Book

Apparently, disgraced former president George W. Bush is being given a $7 million dollar advance to write a memoir of his disastrous eight years in office, titled Decision Points. Two suggestions for W. First, since you have no credibility outside your small circle of narcissist enablers, you should consider a subtitle that has at least has an air of truth …

Keeping Pests In Their Place

[T]he GOP may stand for something, but who can tell what it is? You can’t trust them to tell you what they stand for – they’ve been lying for so long that I’m not even sure that they know what their “core principles” are anymore.

Jobba Da GOP

What kind of people would sit idly by and allow such a declaration of War on our president— and our nation— to pass without aggressive action to vanquish such declared saboteurs of our way of life?

Joe the Reporter (Update 2)

Joe the PlumberWar Reporter, checking in from Israel, says reporters shouldn’t be reporting on war: “I’ll be honest with you. I don’t think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what’s happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it’s asinine. You know, …

Merry Holidays

“Merry Christmas” militant Ms. Betty Fiobles waits for local authorities. FAIRFAX WALMART — Betty Irene Fiobles of East Dour drove to the Fairfax Walmart in a snit of Christmassy cheer Wednesday, but that cheer was quickly and brutally put to death by a renegade Walmart greeter, who savaged her by blithely uttering, “Merry Holidays.” Fiobles snapped, shouting,  “How dare you!” …