Fux News: A 24 Hour Parade of Feces (Updated)

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy The manipulation of reality to make the racist seem benevolent and to convict the benevolent as racist… Is it just me, or does Breitbart look like an Archie Bunker racist? UPDATE: No, it’s not just you, Props. . . —TPK

BLAME OBAMA?

Repent! It smells like the end has got to be near 💩

News Actress Gretchen Carlson Wears Fancy Pants

Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”

A Glutton For Punishment

Some people are just sloppy thinkers. They get their little macaroni fingers on a delicious but strictly philosophical entrée, and the next thing you know it’s dribbling down their chinny-chin-chin and onto their anti-gravity vestments.

Will The Real Weiner Nose Please STFU

Another Beck limp-dick PR dream rally goes horribly wrong.

TEA BAG NATION ARRIVES

Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and found TEA BAG NATION had arrived! No, I don’t mean the impending police state in ArivaZoni, or the national proliferation of anger, fear, and stupid now coming home to roost across America— I’m talking about the magazine…

Arizona Flies A False Flag

The false flag of Arizona Republicans. PHOENIX – An American citizen was questioned and detained at a weigh station along Val Vista and the 202 freeway, when he pulled his commercial truck in the station for a routine check.  “Abdon,” who now refuses to give his last name, provided several pieces of information, but it wasn’t enough.  He was handcuffed …