Baby Hitler’s Death Panel
It’s late 1889— baby Adolf stares blankly into the lens of his father’s primitive camera, who is oblivious to the fact that little Adolf’s tiny amygdalae are already busy birthing a global nightmare.
Category: Satire
Glenn Beck Explains Healthcare Reform
After backing away from the greatly lampooned ObamaGator’s Got Your Granny Euthanasia Meme, Beck asks his bewildered guests: How many people in the Green Movement believe that people are a virus? Doesn’t matter, even if its zero. Simply saying they do provides him with a premise for his whacky argument that “ObamaCare” is all about “crazy people,” “forced abortions,” and …
Remember This Guy?
MINNESOTA — Life after politics? You betcha. If he’s proved anything in the months since last November’s election, we don’t know what it is. But Norm Coleman isn’t one to sit on the sidelines of life. Back in October of 2008, Coleman refused to officially deny that he had his clothing paid for by prominent businessman and GOP donor, Nasser Kazeminy. Just last month, Norm’s new start up career as CEO of Teh Plantain Republic launched itself onto the sea of clown clothing.
Palin’s Wingnut Reality
Something has snapped in the lizard brains. Once you grasp just how badly snapped they are, you start to realize the real significance of just how frightened and manipulated by fear they really are. Beyond belief? Oh you betcha. Way, way beyond belief. Alternate reality beyond belief. Mentally ill beyond belief. Many thousands of mentally ill Americans who are so fucked up they can no longer discern reality.
AUGUST WINGNUT AT THE BIG CHICKEN
Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.
Chuck Wanker Rides Again
Rachel Weiner: In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris said that he finds it “a bit of a groundless stretch” to believe the president is not from Hawaii. Yet, he tells Obama, “Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision …
Sentients And Lizard People
It’s not every day that Bill Maher gets it right, but when he does, he really does. America is loaded with “Lizard People.” “People” who wonder where the sun goes at night. People with the collective mental acumen of crab grass.
