Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood

Mister Jindal says, “Never throw a shoe at Mardi Gras.” NAWLINS — It’s a wonderful day in Mister Jindal’s Neighborhood, because, well, because Mister Jindal says so.  But it seems some naughty boys and girls brought their personal firearms to the Mardi Gras parade, and shot some innocent boys and girls in the face, and a few other places. But. …

Da Borg

Sorry, no time for blogging tonight. I’m going to be counting the hours back to Boulder by resisting the ReBorglicans, as they continue their efforts to assimilate hapless Americans who remain vulnerable to their lies and logic because they haven’t learned to think and reason for themselves.

Republican Swine Invade

WASHINGTON — The swine-like souls of nearly thirty-six GOP senators have apparently been sent into a hapless Cantonese traveler.  The demoralized and emasculated Republicans lost their souls Monday afternoon and within moments invaded a woman waiting for a flight at Washington’s Dulles airport. When their wasted souls recognized their predicament, they threw a protracted hissy fit, shouting epithets directed at …

Star Whores Collectible

Sideshow Bob Collectibles and Star Whores are proud to present this dramatic depiction of Obig-Wand and Anakin’s climactic light saber duel on Mustafar-Ted.

It’s Not Our Fault

At least some of the outrage that courses through the American psyche today derives from recognition of our shredded values of justice, and whether we can still claim we are a nation of law when our leaders suffer no consequences for their crimes.

STIMU-LESS

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe.

Stimulus Package??

Wake the fuck up, wage slaves. . . that is if you still have a wage.
The Republicans along with some completely head-up-ass Democrats are able to foist this gross swindle of wealth on the middle class by, one, keeping teh stoopid afraid of everything, two, keeping America at War and therefore killing the children of teh stoopid, and three, by boldly lying their asses off, telling Americans that only the wealthy can save America with their wealth, when and as they see fit to create jobs for the rest of us— in other words— keeping you POOR.